neondye:

i love frozen yogurt so much if u told me i had to kneel on uncooked rice on a concrete floor for an hour before i could have some frozen yogurt i would be on my knees at the speed of light

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

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rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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humorking:

me auditioning to model

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dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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