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spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs)

darthmater:

when people ask me about my plans for the future
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(Source: lameboob)

  • After 10 seconds: (100+) Tumblr
  • After 10 days: (1) Facebook

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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(Source: waaycest)

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

grugz:

*reblogs my selfie the 5th time* #did yall see this?